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50 FUN THINGS FOR TEACHERS TO DO Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690 Relative to Comparative Basket Weaving" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream "MY PACEMAKER!" Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding crop. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a qu

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